Giving 100%

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by davenh, May 2, 2008.

  1. davenh

    davenh Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Someone sent this to me, thought it was funny.

    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than



    100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,


    A-T- T- I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,


    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.


    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and
    Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh*t and A** kissing that will put you over the top.

    "REMEMBER, SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM
     
  2. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Its gotten me by so far![​IMG]
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Damn thats good! Gotta print that off and taker to work, fits like a glove there let me tell ya!
     

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