A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: SEX FROGS! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
Comes with complete instructions!
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the young man behind the counter, "I'll take
one of them."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon
as she closes the door to her apartment, she grabs the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions
say:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you.
5. Allow the frog to follow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her dismay,
nothing happens!
The girl is very disappointed and quite upset. She grabs the
instructions and rereads them and then notices at the bottom of the
page, in small print, it says, "If you have any problems or
questions, please call the pet store."
So, she calls the pet store. The same young man is still at work.
When he hears her problem, he says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The young lady
welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
instructions. The damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says:
"Now you listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE
more time..."
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: SEX FROGS! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
Comes with complete instructions!
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
whispers softly to the young man behind the counter, "I'll take
one of them."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon
as she closes the door to her apartment, she grabs the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions
say:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you.
5. Allow the frog to follow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her dismay,
nothing happens!
The girl is very disappointed and quite upset. She grabs the
instructions and rereads them and then notices at the bottom of the
page, in small print, it says, "If you have any problems or
questions, please call the pet store."
So, she calls the pet store. The same young man is still at work.
When he hears her problem, he says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The young lady
welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
instructions. The damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says:
"Now you listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE
more time..."
