A guy shows up at work yesterday and says "Want some wood for your smoker?" I sez "what ya got for me Vern?" cause Im always up for free wood. He sez "Locust." Well I never heard of cookin with locust so I said "Nope." He sez "How bout some pine?" "Vern, pine will make ya sick ya know." He sez "I know."....Wow....I said "Thanks a lot Vern but I dont think so." Then he sez "How bout some oak?" Well my ears perked up a little but I soon remembered this is the guy that tried to get me to cook with pine. So I said "I think I got all the wood I need for now, Thanks anyway Vern." So he took the whole mess to the landfill and Im stuck cookin with hickory and mullberry. Missed a chance for some good pine I guess.