For the Ladies

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Gonna Be A Bear

    In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid, I could deal with that too.

    When you're a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that..

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup, gonna be a bear!
     
  2. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Blackhawk....Love your way of thinking! [​IMG]
     
  3. fatback joe

    fatback joe Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I think I might have married a bear............[​IMG]
     
  4. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I think your about to find out about that, mating once a year thing that those "she bears" dole out. [​IMG][​IMG] Terry
     
  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Now I know why my wife loves the great outdoors...
     
  6. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Good one! I especially like the aprt about sleeping through the first few months after childbirth - bet Gypsy would like that one too eh Gyps?
     

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