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Master of the Pit
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OTBS Member
Jun 20, 2007
Troy AL
Never Heard That Excuse

A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he

decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.

"There ain't no waythey can catch a Corvette," he thought to himself and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, 100, 130 and finally 150 with the light? still behind him.

"Whatthe hell am I doing he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

''I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over.

I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me anexcuse for your driving that I

haven't heard before you can go!"

"Last week my wife ranoff with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying

to give herback!"

"Off you go,"said the officer.
I wish I could think that quick.
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