BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping it into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After five miles, phone your wife to take the egg out the pan.
BANGING two pistachio nut shells together gives the' impression a very small horse' is approaching.
Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they`re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc `tastes exactly like the real thing, they won't know any difference.
Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you`d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.
DRILL a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed.
Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Use sand instead of sugar in your tea. Can be re-used many times, and has far fewer calories.
BANGING two pistachio nut shells together gives the' impression a very small horse' is approaching.
Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they`re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc `tastes exactly like the real thing, they won't know any difference.
Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you`d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.
DRILL a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed.
Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Use sand instead of sugar in your tea. Can be re-used many times, and has far fewer calories.
