"flu Update "

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Sep 9, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    "FLU UPDATE "



    What is the difference

    between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?



    For Bird Flu

    You Need Tweetment



    and

    For Swine Flu

    You Need Oinkment
     
  2. gnubee

    gnubee Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Another difference is that Birds and Animals use different ways and different music to relax while they recover from the 2 Flu's

    The Pigs go on a Pignic and listen to Swine Lake

    Whereas the Birds Sar high in the air and Listen to Swan Lake.
     
  3. zopi

    zopi Smoke Blower

    Bird flue is for poultry...

    Swine flue is for pork...

    But does the smoke care?
     
  4. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I'm sure most of us have heard this reply:

    WHEN PIGS FLY!

    Well, SWINE FLU.........
     

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