Finally....home remedies that actually work!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by luv2camp35, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snoozebutton.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does,use the duct tape.

    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY'S. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
    (been wanting to try this for some time)
     
  2. I need to try the Slinky trick to a few pople I know.
     
  3. I like it! LMAO at numbers 6, 3, and your daily thought.
     
  4. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Forgot one.....

    To get rid of a tooth ache, drive a nail through your foot.
     
  5. teeotee

    teeotee Smoking Fanatic

    Natural birth control - Put a stone in your shoe and it'll make you limp. [​IMG]
     
  6. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Those are good! I like the slinky one too!
     

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