even god enjoys a good laugh- hope noone is offended

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  1. gypsyseagod

    gypsyseagod Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH...

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone brother.
    2. He liked Gospel.
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with His hands.
    2. He had wine with His meals.
    3. He used olive oil.



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

    1. He never cut His hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

    1. He was at peace with nature.
    2. He ate a lot of fish.
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit.



    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.



    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

    AMEN
     
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Interesting premise
     

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