Dress code? Adult humor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Aug 30, 2009.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

    Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

    The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'

    The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

    The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!'

    'OK.' said the old Jewish man, 'It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'

    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

    Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

    'Your no-good brother won't let me in without a tie!'
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Heh-heh.... nice one!
  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Now that is funny - thanks for sharing

    I work with the military so this will be well used

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