Don't get sunburned

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lisacsco, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
    conversation took place:
    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
    come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would
    paint every room in the house next weekend."

    Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that
    I would build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
    wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth
    guy has not said a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything
    about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
    What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
    I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
    "Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block."

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  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Lisa that is funny!!!! Keep them coming.
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    LOL - that'd work for me!
     
  4. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Lisa, I think you should include spew warnings for jokes like that. I almost spewed mtn dew all over my laptop.
     
  5. hehehehehe
     

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