Doin last weeks smokes over......

[pignit]

Red woke up this mornin and asked me if her eyes looked puffy....
I said yes they do but it has pulled most the wrinkles out smooth......
She slapped me into last week......
May see some reposts........

 

[bigbaldbbq]

lmao!!!

 

[fire it up]

That was a good one Dave.
Glad Red has a sense of humor, otherwise you could have really been in for a world of pain.

 

[pignit]

You think I'm kiddin ya....... the pain is real....... sadly a true story!
You gotta be tough to love Red.

 

[the dude abides]

Where do sign up for your "7 Keys to a Happy Marriage" class?

Sounds like something I'd say, and get the same response.

 

[jirodriguez]

Looking at your signature picture I would say she slapped you so hard you "went to pieces"... heh-heh.

 

[richoso1]

Never tell a woman the truth about a dress, skirt, top, shoes, belt, hair, makeup, weight, or anything she cooks. Honesty is not always the best policy... and I almost forgot the most important one, don't buy a lie detector.