Doctors Don't Laugh - R Rated

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by midnight a~ 1/4 smoke, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. midnight a~ 1/4  smoke

    midnight a~ 1/4 smoke Fire Starter

    Bob goes to doctor...

    Before I show you my problem, doctor, you have to promise me you won't

    ..the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a
    professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

    'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
    revealing the tiniest wiener the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then
    fell laughing to the floor Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to
    his feet and regain his composure.

    'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what
    came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
    won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'


    'It's swollen,' Bob replied.
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    swollen.........TOO FUNNY!!!
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    Thats good one.............


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