Dinner Date?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking an order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

    The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. But the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

    The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

    The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
  2. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oh that's good!

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