DEER CAMP
The guys were all at deer camp.
They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so
badly. They
decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with
him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They
said, 'Man, what
happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I
just sat up and
watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, 'Man,
what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man,
that Daryl
shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big
burly ex-football
player; a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed
and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They
couldn't believe it!
They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Daryl into bed
and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night
The guys were all at deer camp.
They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so
badly. They
decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with
him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They
said, 'Man, what
happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I
just sat up and
watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, 'Man,
what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man,
that Daryl
shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big
burly ex-football
player; a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed
and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They
couldn't believe it!
They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Daryl into bed
and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night
