Deer camp

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, May 25, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    DEER CAMP
    The guys were all at deer camp.

    They had to bunk two to a room.

    No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so
    badly. They
    decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with
    him the whole
    time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
    the next morning
    with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They
    said, 'Man, what
    happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I
    just sat up and
    watched him all night.'

    The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
    morning, same
    thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
    They said, 'Man,
    what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man,
    that Daryl
    shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'
    The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big
    burly ex-football
    player; a man's man. The next morning he came to
    breakfast bright eyed
    and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They
    couldn't believe it!
    They said, 'Man, what happened?'

    He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
    tucked Daryl into bed
    and kissed him good night.

    He sat up and watched me all night
     
  2. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    hehehe ... and oldie, but goodie
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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