Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed
    as
    a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters
    lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and
    mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana.
    They
    are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
    Dallas.
    I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
    Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
    currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
    children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prost itute who
    lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

    All things considered,
    my problem is this. I love my
    fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family.
    I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
    Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Obama for President?

    Signed,
    Worried About My Reputation
     

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