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coyote

Master of the Pit
Original poster
Feb 17, 2008
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I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed
as
a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and
mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana.
They
are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prost itute who
lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered,
my problem is this. I love my
fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family.
I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
 
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