Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dear Abby,

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
    beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
    everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since
    he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All
    he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with
    his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter
    went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints
    that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

    Signed: Clueless

    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
    You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United
    States. Act like one!
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    DAWG.......YOU DAWG...........WHERES the SPEW alert................heheheheh


    good one...............
     
  3. clueless.
    Get him a smoker. I belive he will be so hooked on it, he wont have time for anything else.[​IMG]
     
  4. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    Careful, you may just be talking about our next First Man?!?
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats to funny.....

    Kookie
     

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