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Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vulcan75001, Jan 7, 2007.

  1. vulcan75001

    vulcan75001 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
    what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when
    I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
    don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never
    touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
    down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
    again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
    park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide
    behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came
    home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I
    noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
  2. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I'd say he has ADD, except he was able to concentrate long enough to write to Dear Abby. :)
  3. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Take care, have fun, and do good!