Dead Donkey...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Jul 28, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.
    The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
    donkey died.'

    Chuck replied, 'Well, then,just give me my money back.'

    The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

    Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

    The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

    Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

    The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

    Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with
    that dead donkey?'

    Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece
    and made a profit of $898.00.'

    The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

    Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

    Chuck grew up and works for the government.
  2. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    OMG that good [​IMG]

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