DEA, ATF & FBI Agents

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    A DEA agent, together with an ATF and an FBI agent, as part of a task force,
    arrive at a ranch in western Nebraska. The agents tell the rancher,
    "We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

    The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

    The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, "Mister, we have the authority of
    the Federal Government with us." Reaching into his rear pocket and
    removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer. "See this
    badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish on any
    land. No questions asked nor answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you
    understand?"

    The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old
    rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their
    lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is
    gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.

    The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and
    yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your badges! Show him your badges!"
     
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I can see them runnin from here- LOL
     
  3. llmc

    llmc Newbie

    Sweeeeeeet!!!!!!
     

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