daddy long leg

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by hankhill, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

    Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
    Nature through such innocent eyes.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

    'They're mating,' her father replied.

    'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

    'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

    'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
    replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

    'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
    lifted her foot and stomped them flat... 'Well, we're not having any of
    that gay **** in our garden' she said.
  2. smokestars

    smokestars Fire Starter SMF Premier Member

    Sad but true, you do not want that in your garden![​IMG]

  3. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Now thats funny. Out of the mouths of babes!!
  4. teacup13

    teacup13 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    yup that made me
  5. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    They grow up so fast.....
  6. I dont care who you are thats funny right there

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