Cuckoo Clock - Adult

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by badss, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Got this from a friend ...its pretty good and wanted to share it with you all...made me laugh ....anyway here goes....

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
    Well, the hours passed away and the margaritas went down way too easily.
    Around 3 AM a bit loaded, I headed for home.
    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly realizing that my husband would probrably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
    (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos = 12 cuckoos M IDNIGHT)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "Midnight"....he didn't seemed pissed off in the least.
    Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    When I asked him why, he said, "Well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "Oh S_it." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!"
  2. pduke216

    pduke216 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    The funny thing is how many of us have tried to get away with stuff like that. GOOD ONE!
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Lol......Good one............
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Poor bird is sick, needs the doctor bad! That's funny!

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