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watery eyes

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May 21, 2007
Detroit Suburbs
A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, “Crisco, Crisssssssco!â€

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, “Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle 3.â€

The old lady replies, “Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere.â€

The clerk is astonished. “Your husband's name is Crisco?â€
The old lady answers, “Oh, no. I only call him that when we're out in public.â€
“I see,†said the clerk. “What do you call him at home?â€
“Lard ass.â€

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