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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, May 24, 2006.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done
    anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
    Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were
    threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
    wouldn't listen.

    So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked
    him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
    it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"

    St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

    "Just a couple minutes ago."