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Jan 29, 2007
between Columbus/Dayton Ohio
The new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing
confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.
The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest
asks him to step out of the confessional for a f ew suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest,
and rub your ch in with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I
see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'"

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand
and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says , ...
"Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee
and saying, "No ****... what happened next?" is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.

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