George W. Bush & Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same
barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a
different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were
both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn
to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton
in his chair reached for the after shave. Clinton was quick
to stop him saying, "No thanks; Hillary will smell that and
think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside
of a whorehouse smells like."
barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a
different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were
both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn
to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton
in his chair reached for the after shave. Clinton was quick
to stop him saying, "No thanks; Hillary will smell that and
think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside
of a whorehouse smells like."
