Church Worms

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ravenclan, Dec 5, 2009.

  1. Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned

    A minister decided that a visual
    Demonstration would add emphasis
    To his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into
    Four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a container
    Of alcohol.

    The second worm was put into a container
    Of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a container of
    Chocolate syrup.

    The fourth worm was put into a container of
    Good clean soil.


    At the conclusion of the sermon, the
    Minister reported the following results:

    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead



    The Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead



    Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation
    What did you learn from this demonstration?

    Maxine was sitting in the back,
    Quickly raised her hand and said,

    'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'


    That pretty much ended the service
     

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