Chicken Sandwich (PG-13 Maybe R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by shortrib, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. shortrib

    shortrib Fire Starter

    My Mom sent me this...........

    THIS LITTLE BOY AND LITTLE GIRL BOTH LIKED CHICKEN SANDWICHES, IT WAS THE ONLY KIND THEY WOULD EAT, THEY GOT TO BE GOOD FRIENDS AND EVENTUALLY HAD LUNCH TOGETHER EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL, THEY WOULD SIT ON THE STEP AND EAT LUNCH EVERY DAY ALL THROUGH GRADE SCHOOL,

    ONE DAY THE LITTLE GIRL CAME AND HAD A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH. AND THE LITTLE BOY ASKED WHY AND SHE SAID, I HAD TO; I AM STARTING TO GROW FEATHERS. THE LITTLE BOY SAID SHOW ME, SO SHE PULLED DOWN HER PANTIES AND SHOWED HIM, AND SAID IT WAS OK THAT HE CONTINUED TO EAT CHICKEN SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH, WHICH HE DID.

    THEN ONE DAY HE CAME WITH A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND SHE ASKED WHY, HE SAID HE ALSO HAD STARTED TO GROW FEATHERS, AND SHE SAID SHOW ME, SO HE PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND SHOWED HER, SHE SAID NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE FEATHERES BUT YOU HAVE THE NECK AND GIZZARD
     
  2. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    tooooooooo funny
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    ROFLMAOPIP! [​IMG]
     

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