Chewing Gum

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Master of the Pit
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OTBS Member
Jun 20, 2007
Troy AL
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the
infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help

with the various baby-related impedimenta. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the
pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!" Somewhat
embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the
pressure in the baby's ears.

The Navy pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "Damn! And all these years
I've been chewing gum."

__._,_.___ "LIFE IS GOOD"

Once you've tasted flight,
You'll forever walk the earth
With eyes turned skyward,
For there you're been and
There you'll always long to Return
Me too, I think that baby is on to something here!
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