Catholic School

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bb53chevpro, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Please do not be offended by this.

    Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
    everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.
    In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

    Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled
    him in the local Catholic school.

    After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look
    on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he
    went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers
    were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.

    His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock,
    the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word,
    and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.

    This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to
    understand what made all the difference.

    Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly
    laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.

    With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great
    surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer
    hold her curiosity. She went to hi s room and said, "Son, what was
    it? Was it the nuns?"

    Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.

    "Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the
    structure, t he uniforms? WHAT WAS IT ALREADY"

    Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of
    school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they
    weren't fooling around."
  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    thats funny............good one...........
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL-enough to scare anyone that didn't have a clue
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a goodin!

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