Can Cold Water Clean Your Dishes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by white cloud, May 9, 2008.

  1. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Can
    Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    This
    is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.


    John
    went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area
    of

    West
    Virginia
    .


    After spending a great evening chatting the night
    Away, John's grandfather
    prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.


    However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his
    grandfather asking,



    'Are these plates clean?'

    His grandfather replied,



    'They're
    as clean as cold water can get
    em.



    Just
    you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'





    For lunch the old man made hamburgers.



    Again,
    John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and
    asked,



    Are
    you sure these plates are clean?'

    Without looking up the old man
    said,



    I
    told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.



    Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'


    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and
    as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.



    John
    yelled and said,

    'Grandfather,
    your dog won't let me get to my car'.




    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV,
    the old man shouted.



    'COLDWATER,



    GO
    LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HERE ME!!!'


     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good un!
     
  3. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO .... thats a good un [​IMG]
     
  4. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

     
  5. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    I should have known..lol..
     

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