Bullfrog R-Rated

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

    After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have one very large bullfrog left. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!"

    "Blow jobs??!!!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! So, she bought the frog.

    When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

    In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

    "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

    The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."
  2. bigal

    bigal Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LOL!!! What I wouldn't do to have a bullfrog right now!!!

    Good one!
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    And here I thought you were talking about sun screen!

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