Bubba goes to College(not our Bubba of course)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by uncletykie, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. uncletykie

    uncletykie Smoke Blower

    Two Texas Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,
    drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of
    going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the
    Community College and sign up for some classes.

    Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

    The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
    Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
    History, and Logic.

    "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?"

    The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"

    "Yeah."

    "Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you
    would have a yard."

    "That's true, I do have a yard."

    "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
    logically that you would have a house."

    "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that
    you might logically have a family."

    "I have a family."

    "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have
    a wife?"

    "Yes, I do have a wife."

    "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you are not gay."

    "That's right I'm not gay. That's amazing, you were able to find out
    all of that because I have a weedeater."

    Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
    to go meet Jim Bob at the bar.

    He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math,
    English, History, and Logic.

    "Logic?" Jim Bob says, "What's that?"

    Bubba says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?"

    "No."

    "Then you're a queer."
     
  2. [​IMG] That made me chuckle a bit.
     

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