Breeding Problems (PG13)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mythmaster, Mar 30, 2010.

  1. mythmaster

    mythmaster Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc...

    After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

    The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes up and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around. He concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out the window and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
  2. northern greenhorn

    northern greenhorn Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    That's funny, but just wrong. [​IMG]
  3. beerbelly

    beerbelly Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

  4. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thanks for the laugh. It's been a long day, and most likely will be a long evening. This make sit a little easier.
  5. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    That is funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO - That has been around for several years but it makes me laugh everytime I hear it - Thanks for sharing

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