Blonde Joke for the Ladies

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE
    NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND
    HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,SWEATING AND PANTING.

    "WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK,"
    CRIES THE WOMAN.

    HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S
    DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY!
    DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
    CLOTHES ON!"

    THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO
    THE BEDROOM,PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE
    WARDROBE DOOR.
    SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING
    ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND,
    "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING
    AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"
     

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