Blond speeder & Blond cop

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meat hunter

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A woman speeding down the road is quickly pulled over by a female officer. May I see your drivers lic, asks the cop. The woman reaches for her purse and starts to look inside. After a couple minutes of fumbling around, the cop losses her patience and tells the woman, "Look, it's a square thing with your picture on it"!!!.
Oh, says the driver, yeah it's right here, and hands over her pocket mirror to the woman cop. The officer takes the mirror, looks at it and quickly hands it back.

"I'm sorry miss, says the cop, I didn't realize you were a police officer"
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