Blind Salesman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokincowboy, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday.

    She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and
    goes over to the counter.

    The BigW salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses.

    She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

    He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter,
    I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, "That's a two metre Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
    reel and 5-kg.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and
    it’s on sale this week for $44."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by
    the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

    As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

    As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally
    passed gas. At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there
    is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had passed gas.

    The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you
    tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?"

    "The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."
     
  2. tys

    tys Fire Starter

    lol, that's good
     

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