Blind man

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

    The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.

    A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

    The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass"
     
  2. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    that was a good one.
     
  3. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

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  4. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    still lol as I type this ... good one
     
  5. tonto1117

    tonto1117 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL...too funny!!!

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