birds and the bees

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dforbes, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. dforbes

    dforbes Meat Mopper

    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
    “I don’t want to know,†the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.â€
    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
    The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech.
    At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech.
    When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech.
    If you’re going to tell me that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing left to live for.â€
     
  2. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG] That's funny right there [​IMG]
     

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