A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the
sky
>clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
>have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
>will grant you one wish."
>
>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
>anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
>enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
>reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will
>nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
>to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of
>something that could possibly help mankind."
>
>The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
>that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside,
>what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
>treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and
>how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
sky
>clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
>have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
>will grant you one wish."
>
>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
>anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
>enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
>reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will
>nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
>to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of
>something that could possibly help mankind."
>
>The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
>that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside,
>what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
>treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and
>how I can make a woman truly happy."
>
>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
