Big fish story ADULT

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bigarm's smokin, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]SON OF A ***** FISH.


    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.


    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a *****!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a ***** fish!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a *****!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Father, that's the biggest Son of a ***** I've ever seen"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Yes, it is a big Son of a *****. What should I do with it?"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Why, eat it! Of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a *****!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Take a look at this big Son of a ***** I caught!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a ***** fish!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a *****?"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a ***** for his dinner.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"I'll even clean the Son of a *****", she said.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"What are you doing Sister?"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a ***** for the new Bishop's Dinner"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a ***** Fish."[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a ***** can be the main course![/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of [/font]
    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]a *****."[/font]
    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"I caught that Son of a *****!" proclaimed the proud priest.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"And I cleaned the Son of a *****!" exclaimed the Sister.[/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a *****, using a special recipe![/font]

    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]The new Bishop looked around at each of them.[/font]
    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]A big smile crept across his face as he said, [/font]
    [font=Comic Sans MS, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]"You f**k*rs are my kind of people!"[/font]
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  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    You know that's just not right[​IMG] But it sure is funny [​IMG]
     
  3. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hahahaaha!
     
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Real funny. I wonder if they all went to confession. HA!
     
  5. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    ROFLMHO!!!...[​IMG]...Funny stuff right there!!...Good'un Terry!!...[​IMG]
     
  6. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good One!![​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  7. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I like it, me and the new bishop would get along just fine !!!
     

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