Big Butt!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by squeezy, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is
    feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
    brushes him off.
    What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
    I think NOT.................. [​IMG]
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OUCH!![​IMG]
     
  3. ba_loko

    ba_loko Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LOL [​IMG]
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    HEHEHE got that i my email awhile back - one of the good ones!
     

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