Big Butt!

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squeezy

Master of the Pit
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OTBS Member
Jul 17, 2005
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Woodstock, Ontario, Canada
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is
feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off.
What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
I think NOT..................
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