Beauty Records

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Oct 2, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

    Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
    the world."

    Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the
    world."

    Quasimodo (the hunchback of Notre Dame) said, "I absolutely
    have to be the most disgusting person in the world."

    So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
    their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
    looking deliriously happy.

    "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl
    in the world."

    Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now
    officially the smallest person in the world."

    Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says.
    "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
     
  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    P-Tui! Gack.... <Sound of a cat (Bill) coughing up a hairball>
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ain't that the truth, if you stuck a cork in that mouth she'd explode, I wouldn't p** on her if she was on fire
     
  4. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Good one, She is one disgusting women [​IMG]
     

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