Be carefull what you say

[daboys]

Had a friend call last night to tell me about a city council meeting we need to go to. Asked me what I was doing, said I was rubbing my butt. You WHAT!? Well, this morning, sittin outside finishing off a pot of coffee while the butt cooks, got to thinking about what I said last night. You know, there's allot of things said here on smf that John Q Public wouldn't understand.
I'm rubbing my butt
Now that's a nice butt
Rolled up a fatty and smoked it, just to name a few
Anybody have anything else that people would give you a strange look when you say it?

 

[kratzx4]

I hear you I had an aunt call me one time to chat when she asked what I was doing I simply stated that I was rubbing my meat, needless to say she was not real happy with her nephew and let me know in no uncertain terms. I was able to get enough words in to explain that was preparing a pork shoulder for smoking (was not about to use butt). This past June my oldest daughter got strange looks from her coworkers and supervisor. They asked how I was doing after a recent hospital stay for stress testing and she told them that she had seen me on fathers day on the patio smoking a big fatty. She still believes that they did not believe her when she explained. LOL. I think it is great to have on own terms that raise eyebrows.

 

[white cloud]

At least you didn't say you were pulling your pork/meat

 

[kratzx4]

LMAO White cloud you are right it could have been a lot worse.

 

[meat-man]

OMG that was great !

 

[cowgirl]

Well, not sure if I should even mention this, but I learned a long time ago not to comment on any of y'all's sausages....no matter how nice they look.

Also, the nipples on my UDS are now referred to as my air intake system.

 

[dingle]

Now that was funny Cowgirl!

I always get the raised eyebrow when I say..."the food is done, grab the camera"

Or you are on the phone with a good friend and he just hangs up after telling him the wife is helping me rub my meat.

 

[walking dude]

LOLOLOL curly.............and yes, your nipples look JUST fine, and they are.......ahhhhh......ahhhhhh....nevermind........ ....

 

[cowgirl]

Deud, don't ya mean my air intake system?

 

[walking dude]

naw the ones about 10 inches BELOW your intake.......

 

[cowgirl]

Dang.....you win. I can't blush any harder!