bbq bubba's visit to the doctor

  • Some of the links on this forum allow SMF, at no cost to you, to earn a small commission when you click through and make a purchase. Let me know if you have any questions about this.
SMF is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.


Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Jun 20, 2007
Troy AL
Budda went to a psychiatrist " I've got problems, every time i go to bed I
think there's somebody under it, I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears"
" How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor
"I'll sleep on it", said bbq bubba
Six months later the doctor met bubba on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?"
asked the doctor.
Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awfull lot
of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved
all that money that I went out and bought me a Lang 60 Mobile w/warmer
and grill.
"Is that so? and just how may I ask did a Bartender cure you?
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!-Ain't nobody under there now!"

" just havin fun bbq bubba"
thats good, real good!
Always trust the bartender.. he's usually the only sober one in the room!
There are bars where the bartenders are men?

Sally, down there at Whirly Girls, only charges for "private" consultations..


(Kidding..Kidding..I have a beautiful wife whom I love dearly.. At least thats what she tells me
I,m not sure how i got to be the BUTT of this joke, but that's cool, i can take the heat

Thing is, there WAS someone under my bed, it was Tonto, and she keeps yelling at me.......Pull that skin tighter on those damn thighs,tighter i said,TIGHTER!!!
Just havin some fun, the joke was originally about Bubba and he bought
a new pickup. I thought it needed to be changed a little for the SMF ,
glad you're a good sport
PDT_Armataz_01_34.gif is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.