Barbie Doll

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it
    was his daughter's birthday and -- shock -- he hadn't bought her
    anything. Out of the corner of his eye he notices a shopping mall.
    Knowing that it was 'now or never', he pulls his car through three
    lanes of traffic, finds a parking bay and runs into the mall.

    After a frantic search he finds a toy store, goes inside and
    attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked what he'd
    like, he simply says: "a Barbie Doll".

    The shop assistant looks at him in a condescending manner and asks,
    "So Sir, which Barbie would that be?"

    The man looks surprised so the assistant continues, "We have Barbie
    Goes To the Ball at $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping at $19.99, Barbie
    goes Clubbing at $19.99, Barbie Goes To The Gym at $19.99, Cyber
    Barbie at $19.99 and Divorced Barbie at $249.99."

    The man can't help himself and asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $249.99
    when all those other Barbies are selling for $19.99???"

    "Well Sir, that's quite obvious!" says the assistant,

    "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture ....
  2. jdt

    jdt Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    as the father of a soon to be four year old gril I got to laughing about the various styles before the punch line of the joke because just last week I asked my wife at toys r us how many friggin barbies there are now

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