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bwsmith_2000

Master of the Pit
Original poster
OTBS Member
Jul 9, 2005
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Santa Rosa Beach, Florida
Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling,
this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
 
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