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Australian Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, Jan 17, 2006.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia

    Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling,
    this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

    His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a
    sheep, you idiot."

    The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."