Army Issues

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
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    The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
     
  2. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    I'd be missing to[​IMG]
     
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Sounds like he is Missing Without Action...
     

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